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musashi:

So his name is Justin in Japanese, like the American name Justin. He’s a beaver. So the joke is he’s Justin Beaver. But Japanese doesn’t have a ‘v’ sound in their alphabet, so they use ‘b’ as it’s equivalent. So his fucking name is Justin Beaber.

musashi:

Just found out CJ from animal crossing is called Justin Bieber in Japan and I’m inconsolable

unclefather:

quezify:

NOTHING TO DO WITH SATAN, MAMA. IT’S ME.

gorillateaparty:

heathertail:

burning-hot-pan:

scp-230:

bender-rodrigas:

This is the dude that hired the clown

i love that you can just say “this is the the dude that hired the clown” AND EVERYONE IMMEDIATELY KNOWS WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT.

Thank you for context!

kayleerowena:

haunted house roundup!!

for a small fee i’ll haunt your house, too

astriiformes:

astriiformes:

One of my coworkers was telling me that they had seen these really cute trilobite plushies at another gift shop and recommended them to the store manager at our museum, which lead to us scrolling through the manufacturer’s website together on shift today and SHRIEKING with laughter at the exact same moment when we simultaneously noticed that they sell a giant $100 eurypterid body pillow

Now THIS is what I like to see!!